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Who is Mr.Punchline? King Of The Clean One-Liners!

Great comics know that you don't have to curse to get laughs. I agree. My job as a performer is to entertain, not offend. I've been an advocate for clean comedy since the beginning and I will continue to prove to those who disagree something a friend of mine once said...
"It doesn't have to be filthy to be funny!"

From comedy clubs to churches, corporate to colleges, Scott Wood "Mr. Punchline" has had audiences in stitches performing his brand of hilarious clean comedy all across the United States and abroad for more than twenty years.

Bio"He's the new Rodney Dangerfield"

Scott Wood aka: "Mr. Punchline" has been hailed as one of the funniest Stand-up comics working today. Scott's act garners more laughs per minute than any other comedian, and he's being called the new Rodney Dangerfield. Scott has performed all across the United States and abroad and has appeared on ABC, NBC, FOX, the Family Channel and Comedy Central. Scott has opened for such artists as Donna Summer, Frankie Avalon, Chubby Checker,Brooks and Dunn Debbie Reynolds (Pictured) and the list goes on and on. Scott is the creator and star of the upcoming sitcom "My Life in Punchlines" based on the life and Stand-up of this gifted comic. Scott's clean comedy and voice impressions can currently be heard on XM Radio and he's currently traveling throughout California opening for the    "Best Of Doo Wop" with such music icons as the Platters, Drifters, Coasters and many more. Scott Wood. Stand-up comedy...Fall down funny!


With Scott Wood

You are always laughing

with Debbie


Testimonialsor what makes Scott Wood more than your average comedian

" I read an article today that said California has the worst drivers.
I couldn't believe it. I had to pull over and finish the article."

The Write Stuff
- " I've been working out trying to lose weight. I'm doing a hundred crunches a day. I love em, their made by Nestle's." Written by Scott Wood Performed by Jay Leno

Products from Scott Wood

dvd Bananas DVD featuring Scott Wood. Stand-up comedy, impressions,
off the cuff improv and a sit down interview with "Mr. Punchline" himself.
Order today and enjoy the "Greatest bits" from this talented comedian.
Bananas is good clean fun for the entire family. Guaranteed! $15
dvd Do I look Stupid? the hilarious comedy CD release from Scott Wood.
Make any car trip enjoyable as you laugh along with Scott performing his
hilarious routines and right on the money voice impressions. $10

These are some Organizations who swear that he is funny ... and clean


Contact for

Scott Wood, (951)485-9200,

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